| Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like a Beautiful Piece of Meat |
[Thursday
June 10th, 2010 at 3:09am] |
Title: Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like a Beautiful Piece of Meat
Author: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.1) alljustlovers
Rating: PG-13ish for language and references to sex acts
Pairing: Bob/Frank, Gerard/Brian
POV: 3rd, Bob centric
Summary: "My name's Brian, and Gerard is the Golden Girl manning the stove. Mikey's his brother, and he can show you what to do. Paydays are Fridays, but since you're starting today, you can't count on the cash until a week from now. I'm going to go grab you an apron and a piece of pie, and then we can talk about what expectations I have of you."
Bob was still making his 'huh' face when Brian came back with the promised apron - black with white piping around the pockets and a wonky little umbrella in the center - and a plate with a piece of pie on it.
"Huh. Is that lemon?"
Bob kind of already loved his new boss and job.
Wordcount: 5,399
Disclaimer: If you think this is real, or if your RL persona is a basis for these characters, it'd be best for everyone involved if you closed out of this window.
Beta:princesslia84 gave this a read through for me; any remaining errors are my own [and I would love if you could point them out to me!]
A/N: So, a couple months ago I went and told dr_jasley all about the Diner AU I wanted to write about how Spencer is a short order cook and despises their new employee because all he does is sit around all day and talk about his dick. Then I started to type it up and realized that, no, just kidding, it was about Bob and Frank; I ended up writing 2,500 words on it and let it rot in my incomplete folder for a while because it just didn't feel right. I opened this document up a couple days ago and added 3,000 words to it, and I finally feel like it should see the light of day. Thank you to everyone who sat and listened to me rant about this, and also to everyone who looked at vague pieces of Bob-meat this story before I got it all together and told me what they thought. Title taken [entirely shamelessly] from an episode of Boy Meets World.
Link goes to my journal.
Cross-posted like hell, sorry if I've spammed you with this /o\
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| A Hellish Kind, pt. 1 |
[Friday
March 12th, 2010 at 12:12am] |
Title: A Hellish Kind.
Author: holyfroraytoro
Pairing: Ray/Frank/Bob(?) It's complicated.
Rating: R for language and violence.
POV: Third
Summary: The light of the very stars is with this child...
Author Notes: So this has been a long time in the making. Don't know whether I should continue. Long as HELL. Read, and let me know?
Disclaimer: Band/Places/Anyone you know by name is unowned, plot is mine.
( pt. 1 )
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| Of Condensation and Sunstroke |
[Sunday
August 30th, 2009 at 11:43pm] |
Title: Of Condensation and Sunstroke (Or Heat Exhaustion)
Author: detroit_detroit
Pairing: Bob/Brian
Rating: PG-13
POV: 3rd person, Brian centric
Summary: Brian plans a trip to the zoo, and Bob is bitchy.
Word Count: 2,346
Disclaimer: I do not own any of this. I do not know any of this happened.
Warnings: Excessive swearing.
Author's Notes: The layout and animals in the Detroit Zoo are probably nothing like I have in this story. I have no idea. I've actually never been there. So. Apologies for inconsistencies. Also, thanks a bunch to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/user_ontd.gif?v=92.1) blck_cherry who gave me to words to write this fic.
Also, the song that was playing continuously as I wrote this is Hollow Point Sniper Hyperbole by USS. I think it seems more to me like a Summer song than anyone else because I heard it and fell in love with it during last Summer. But, if you want to listen while reading, it's there for you to download.
Of Condensation and Sunstroke
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| The One Where Brendon is a Street Busker and Bob Owns a Music Studio and is Sick of People. |
[Sunday
July 12th, 2009 at 11:59am] |
Title: The One Where Brendon is a Street Busker and Bob Owns a Music Studio and is Sick of People.
Author: geoffaree
Pairing: Bob/Brendon
Rating: PG-13
POV: Third.
Summary: Obliviousness, not so unrequited love, and some minor failings all around
Disclaimer: Fake.
Author Notes: Wow… *looks around* I’m not dead… Well, enjoy this little story. I apologize for not writing for so long, *shakes fist at real world*. I just felt like this was a pairing that needed to happen, I hope you agree.
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| Burned Pardise: You Were Never Mine 1/? |
[Saturday
May 30th, 2009 at 7:49pm] |
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I'm going to try this again...
Title: Burned Paradise: You Were Never Mine 1/?
Pairing: Bob/Mikey
Rationg: PG
Summary: Being an antisocial butterfly isn't easy, especially when you're in love with someone you can't have.
Disclaimer: 'Bout as real as Dolly Parton's Boobs.
A/n: Hey there, my name's Anne and this is my first time posting {ever}. (I'm more of a lurker.) So I'm not entirely sure how to do this so...yeah enjoy. [Please leave a comment if you have any CC or enjoyed it, want it to continue, ifyouwanttobemybeta, or anything else.] It can be a standalone, but I think it could be a series. Thoughts? =D
( give me a chance... )
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| Bobby And The Beast |
[Wednesday
May 27th, 2009 at 12:16am] |
Title: Bobby And The Beast
Author: holyfroraytoro
Pairing: Bob/Ray
Rating: PG-13
POV: Third
Author Notes: Remember all those Disney adaptions of yester...year? Yeah, Beauty and The Beast caught my attention the other day. And also, I read the original story, so we're not sticking strictly to the movie.
Previous Adaptions: Tarzan and Pocahontas.
( Chapter Only )
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| Clouds in Your Eyes - [1/1] |
[Thursday
February 12th, 2009 at 7:07pm] |
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Clouds in Your Eyes
(7,932) // (NC-17)
Bob Bryar/Ray Toro
“Man, Bob’s going to tree-sit.”
The guys aren't mine, it never happened.
For ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif?v=92.1) bandomficathon and for anne_elliot, who sponsored me and asked for a surprise!fic. Here it is, dear ♥ Ilysm. Endless ♥ to valmontheights, soloproject, and veecious, who cheerleaded the shit out of me, and to ky_betty who answered my SOS signals and did the beta duties.
Under Ray’s – maybe fascinated, or maybe just surprised – gaze, the corners of Bob’s mouth curl up. “Hi,” he says, raising a hand. It doesn’t fit in the display, not fully, and Ray’s imagination helps him, suggesting that it’s big and calloused in the right spots. Perhaps it’s warm, too.
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| Fic: "Tied to the Tightrope Walker" (Bob-centric, NC-17) |
[Sunday
February 1st, 2009 at 12:28pm] |
Title : Tied To The Tightrope Walker
Author : valmontheights
Pairing : Bob/everyone
Rating : NC-17
Word Count : 2,987
Disclaimer : Here be lies, untruths, and reckless imagination.
Author's Note : Inspired by the "Desolation Row" video. Basically my first thought (once I was able to THINK again, that is) after watching it was...'there needs to be fic where Bob is in handcuffs and blows the other four guys in turn.' So then I told everybody (because I *am* that stupid) that I was gonna write it blah blah so I would have no choice BUT to write it. That's the only way I get things done, it seems.
Frank was the one who started it.
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| The One Where Gerard Totally Comes Out of His Basement to Try and Impress Bob |
[Thursday
January 29th, 2009 at 1:41pm] |
Title: The One Where Gerard Totally Comes Out of His Basement to Try and Impress Bob
Author: geoffaree
Pairing: Gerard/Bob
Rating: PG-13
POV: Third.
Summary: This, this Sunshine Club, no matter how dire the name, was obviously fate's way of bringing them together. Before he could chicken out, Gerard quickly scrawled his name into the last free space on the list. He could bare to spend time outside, if he got to be near Bob Bryar, probably.
Disclaimer: Fake.
Author Notes: I wrote this for the cduclub comm, enjoy.
Club:: Sunshine Club
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| Surprise (It's For Bob!) |
[Friday
January 16th, 2009 at 6:54pm] |
Title: Surprise! (its for bob!)
Author: kiraband (also me)
Beta: none, alas i am lacking in the beta department
Rating: PG13 for swearing
Disclaimer: this is not real or true. if you have googled yourself or someone you know, please flee now, or you will wish you had been eaten by the killer bunnies
POV: not first person.
Summary: Frank + SNL = impending doom
Warnings: some swearing.
Authors Note: based off people explaining that no one wants this sort of suprise. Pre-slash, Bob/Frank
( onward to fic! )
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| Surprise [1/1] |
[Sunday
January 11th, 2009 at 12:28am] |
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Title: Surprise!
Author: Me. (CannibalCult)
Beta: none. A spur of the moment thing.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Fake. I don't think this would happen. Actually ... this definitely would not happen.
POV: Mikey's.
Summary: holy matrimony. Set way back. Glasses = Mikey. That far back.
Warnings: nothing bad really happens.
Authors Note: this was based off of a comic on 'A Softer World' I just based this idea off of it. it's #199 the link is: here
( You have not been just punk'd! )
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